NFT SOUL MINTING
April 1st, 2021
As trust in nation states and fiat currencies erode, more people are turning to Blockchain to secure their financial future because there is mathematical certainty of who owns what, how much they own, and when they bought it.
That’s money, but what about your SOUL?
What happens to it when you die? Are you really going to trust a Church? If so, which one?
What about those who lose soul while still living? Do you really trust that friend who went to Peru for an Ayahuasca weekend to perform a soul retrieval?
Well my friends, you don’t have to fret over the chains of damnation any longer, you can bind your soul in BLOCKCHAIN INSTEAD!
For a small fee Strategic Sorcery LLC will use a proprietary process of Cyprianic Evocation, Tibetan Soul retrieval, and Catholic funerary rites to bind YOUR soul to a digital ikon which then gets minted as an NFT, a non-fungible token.
No need to worry about what happens when you die, because you know exactly where your soul is!
No need for costly soul retrievals because its right there next to your Bitcoin and Ethereum!
Best of all once you have your Soul Minted as an NFT, your options are wide open:
- You can leave your soul to a trusted beneficiary as part of your estate.
- You can contract a cult to care for your soul with offerings of incense and cryptocurrency hell-money.
- You can sell your soul for hard cash. Think of it as a Reverse Mortgage taken out on your eternal rest!
For an extra fee Strategic Sorcery LLC will assign you a specific Divine Domain of Influence (DDI) so that the future owners of the Soul Token can call upon you for intercession and spread your fame far and wide. This will only increase your souls resale value!
Subscription based services are also available to have your NFT included in future Strategic Sorcery Global Rites, which we hope will benefit you in death as much as they did in life.
Why trust your afterlife to some nebulous religious scheme when you can have the certainty that comes with an ironclad contract backed by the TRUE language of the Universe: Mathematics.
Plans start at just .666 BTC
Click Here To Start Your Soul Minting Process Today!
Libertas, Aequitas, Veritas – In Cryptography We Trust.