St Expedite Cemetery Spell

St. Expedite witness of Faith to the point of martyrdom, in exercise of Good, you make tomorrow today. You live in the fast time of the last minute, always projecting yourself toward the future.

I have not called upon you in a long time, because you have aided me in making a life that doesn’t encounter as many emergencies as it once did. In the Chapel at Mt Vernon you marshalled forces to my immediate aid. You accepted my petition when I made pilgrimage to your statue in Our Lady of Guadalupe. You heard my call from the corners of the boneyard walls and did not ever delay in offering your help.

On this, your feast day, I remember the help you gave and offer thanks. I lend my prayers to the prayers of anyone else who needs your help this day.

Let those without money find a way to stretch their dollars. Let those with dollars to spare, spend them wisely and charitably.

Let those without shelter be warm and dry and secure under your shield. Let those who are warm and dry already provide security to others.

Let those who are hungry be given sustinace. Let those who have food be given a hunger for justice.

Holy St Expedite and give strength to the heart of the man who doesn’t look back and who doesn’t postpone. Amen

A CEMETERY SPELL FOR ST EXPEDITE

If you find yourself in need of fast help and live near a church with a cemetary attached, try the following:

Go to the Church and Pray to St Expedite for what it is you need. If the church has candles to light, light a candle. Leave whatever you can as an offering for the Church in St Expedites name.

Walk to the Cemetary and find a Cross somewhere near the center of the yard. It can be engraved on a stone or be scupted – it doesn’t matter. If you can’t find a gravestone that fits the bill, just choose a grave near the center that calls to you.

Kneel and offer one Our Father as fast as you can, than run to each corner of the cemetary and offer another our father at each corner. It doesn’t matter how far, but you need to MOVE YOUR ASS and run the whole time. After you have prayed at all four corners return to the cross at the center and pray to St Expedite while still out of breath.

Saint Expedite, Noble Roman youth, and martyr,You who quickly brings things to pass, You who never delays, I come to you in need: ____________ Do this for me, Saint Expedite, and when it is accomplished,I will as rapidly reply with an offering to you. (State your vow or promise)Be quick, Saint Expedite!Grant my wish and I will glorify your name.  Amen.

Offerings include poundcakes, coins. and public thanks.